Self-publicist howto

1.  Get your photo published, including on the Web.
2.  The photo should be unusual in some way:
David Bullard (prop and stare)
Use a prop such as a cigar and an arrogant, ‘don’t mess with me’- stare (David Bullard)

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Clive Simpkins doing the stare.  
Clive Simpkins
doing the stare (not as convincingly)

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Clive Simpkins posing
Clive Simpkins posing

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Dan Roodt posing
Or use an unusual angle, with a glimpse of your palace in a gholfing estate in the background (Dan Roodt).

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3.  Write something really contemptuous about some group you hope won’t do anything back.

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One Response to Self-publicist howto

  1. Loved this post, hilarious!

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